March 2012
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February 2012
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Rick Santorum- a BLR soundbite →
Thank you Lady Gaga for being so fucking brave and...
littlemonsterhelp:
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I am so proud to be a Little Monster.
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This morning in English class we watched an...
From the second she started speaking, this was me…
Then she kept arguing her point even though it was invalid…
When she was surprised to see that they were actually nice people…
Yeah you dumb ignorant bitch. Yeah.
Then when all of the gays started yelling at her, dis was her…
Me…
No one feels bad for you. If you’re gonna be a bitch, they gonna...
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So it's leap day... um... yay?
haha
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Jake and Amir
Jake: They were lighting the birthday candles and you blew them out and said "Happy Birthday to pee" and then you whipped out your penis and tried to urinate, but couldn't
Amir: I had just drained the main vein, like 25 seconds earlier
Jake: Okay, I'm not upset that you couldn't pee I'm upset that you tried
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Jake: Then you whipped out your penis one more time, you said "Follow my trail of pee to victory" but once again could not produce any urine
Amir: I had just-
Jake: -drained the main vein? No, I remember that. Ok, do you remember the skateboarder who rode by and saw your penis and laughed at you?
Amir: ......vaguely
Jake: You started crying, you said "Let's see your guido dick, I have a big penis, you have a string beanis"
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Jake: Okay, just stop and listen to me
Amir: No you stop and listen (pulls his pants down) to pee
Jake: Nothing
Amir: I just drained the main vein like a day ago ON A CAKE LEST YOU FORGET
jakkeandamir:
Ten a.m: Get matching grand canyon tattoos, they should read ‘this friendship is as grand as the canyon’
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I'm addicted to you, don't you know that you're...
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“I’m lookin for love, not an empty page full of stuff that means nothin but...”
– Lady Gaga
